Monthly Archives: October 2010

The Loved Ones (2009)

My Rating : 4/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “Bloody gory, intense and psycho. Robin is done a great psycho cast!”

In order to avoid a ghostly figure in the road, high school senior Brent Mitchell wraps his car around a tree, killing his father. Constantly confronted by his mother’s emotional collapse after the accident, Brent escapes into a marijuana fueled world of loud metal music to block the pain and guilt.

The Loved Ones

Dejected and out of sorts, he has a shot at happiness with his girlfriend Holly, a grounded, caring girl with drop dead good looks, a dream date for the high school prom. But his plans are thwarted by a disturbing series of events that take place under a mirrored

The Loved Ones

disco ball, involving pink satin, glitter, syringes, nails, power drills and a secret admirer. Brent has become the prom king at a macabre, sadistic event where he is the entertainment.


Advertisements

Four Lions (2010)

My Rating : 4/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “The movie is the truth, but it’s so funny to be seriously true. See it.!”

Four Lions tells the story of a group of British jihadists who push their abstract dreams of glory to the breaking point. As the wheels fly off, and their competing ideologies clash, what emerges is an emotionally engaging (and entirely plausible) farce.

Four Lions

In a storm of razor-sharp verbal jousting and large-scale set pieces, Four Lions is a comic tour de force; it shows that-while

Four Lions

terrorism is about ideology-it can also be about idiots.

Ghost Machine (2009)

My Rating : 2.5/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “The movie lacks idea even thought the effects weren’t that bad!”

A group of tech-savvy thrill seekers get a deadly surprise when they steal a highly advanced combat simulator and test their skills inside a derelict prison once used to house suspected terrorists.

Ghost Machine

When an unidentified player hacks into their A.I. software, a simple night of fun becomes a bloody battle for survival.

I Think I Love My Wife (2007)

My Rating : 2.5/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “Chris’s diary of his married life is a sad comedy. The good comedy is limited.!”

Brenda wears comfortable, cotton panties; Nikki wears sheer, lacy thongs. Richard Cooper is in the middle, with a good job in Manhattan, a house in the suburbs, and two cute children with Brenda, his intelligent, good-looking wife who’s a teacher.

I Think I Love My Wife

But there’s no sex in this seven-year marriage, so Richard’s bored. Into the mix walks Nikki, a sexy, sassy, single friend he’s not seen in years. Nikki has problems and finds a reason to stop at his office every day.

I Think I Love My Wife

He tries to help, they have some fun, and he doesn’t mention Nikki to Brenda. His work and reputation suffer. Is he about to scratch the seven year itch? What choices does Richard have?

Piranha 3-D (2010)

My Rating : 4.5/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “Expectations met!!! Total “gore, sex and killer” mayhem – it’s a mega pack of adrenaline!”

In Lake Victoria Arizona, a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem.

Piranha 3-D

But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Lake Victoria sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through.

Piranha 3-D

Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.

Piranha 3-D

Monsters (2010)

My Rating : 4/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “Like District 9, a gripping and realistic alien flick. I loved it!”

Six years ago NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples, but crashed upon re-entry over Central America.

Monsters

Soon after, new life forms began to appear and grow. In an effort to stem the destruction that resulted, half of Mexico was quarantined as an INFECTED ZONE. Today, the American and Mexican military still struggle to contain the massive creatures…

Monsters

Our story begins when a jaded US journalist (McNairy) begrudgingly agrees to find his boss’ daughter, a shaken American tourist (Able) and escort her through the infected zone to the safety of the US border.

Legendary (2010)

My Rating : 4/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “An Inspiring slow drama with a beautiful intense moral for all, though the flick’s little obvious!”

Cal Chetley, a bright, undersized fifteen year-old is an outsider in the blue collar town of Sallisaw, Oklahoma, known for its high school wrestling program. His older brother Mike, a one-time high school champion with whom Cal is estranged, left Cal and his mother Sharon behind years ago after the tragic car accident that killed their father.

Legendary

Sharon is grieving the loss of her husband while struggling with an estranged, older son and her bright, socially isolated younger one, the latter of whom is determined to put his family back together.

Legendary

With the encouragement of Harry “Red” Newman, a charming, albeit mysterious, man who has a way of showing up in Cal’s life just when he needs him most, Cal joins the high school team hoping his brother will train him.What ensues is an emotional, uplifting journey about Cal’s drive to succeed and his unwavering pursuit to reunite his family.


The Last Airbender (2010)

My Rating : 2/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “The story and characters really suck. The effects are good to an extent. Too much H2O!”

Air, Water, Earth, Fire. Four nations tied by destiny when the Fire Nation launches a brutal war against the others. A century has passed with no hope in sight to change the path of this destruction.

The Last Airbender

Caught between combat and courage, Aang (Noah Ringer) discovers he is the lone Avatar with the power to manipulate all four elements. Aang teams with Katara (Nicola Peltz), a Waterbender, and her brother, Sokka (Jackson Rathbone), to restore balance to their war-torn world.

The Last Airbender

Based on the hugely successful Nickelodeon animated TV series, the live-action feature film “The Last Airbender” is the opening chapter in Aang’s struggle to survive.


The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

My Rating : 3/5 STAR
MovieStudio Quote >> “The climax gross was accurate, but the centipede operation is was where I expected to be speechless!”

Two pretty American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa.

The Human Centipede

The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in his terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins.

The Human Centipede

However his three “patients” are not about to be separated, but joined together in a horrific operation.

The Human Centipede
He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy “the human centipede”.